HOW MANY STUDENTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB AT:

EPISCOPAL: Six - one varsity athlete to change it and five of his
friends to help him with his geometry homework

BCC: Three - one to screw it in and two to sculpt the old one into a
bong

SIDWELL: Twenty - a committee composed of students from every possible
ethnic group to screw it in unison

WOODBERRY: Twelve - six to hike to the nearest village to buy a new
one, one to screw it in, and five to plow the fields and feed the oxen while the
other seven are occupied

HOLTON: Four -- one to find out how many calories the lightbulb has,
one to make sure all the calories will be burned by screwing it in, one to
screw it in, and one to run fifteen miles just in case.

BULLIS: They're still working on it

LANDON: 202 - One to steal a bulb from someone else, one to start rumors
about who the thief was, and two hundred to have an unsupervised party

ST. STEPHENS/ST. AGNES: 301 - One to screw it in and three hundred to be
really lame

GEORGETOWN PREP: Two - one to screw it in and one to buy an inflatable
sheep so they can party all night long

POTOMAC: One - but he tries to do it like the guys at St. Albans

WHITMAN: Seven - one to screw it in and six to talk about how chill it
is

GEORGETOWN DAY: Five - One two screw it in, one to unscrew it, and
three to try to smoke it

VISITATION: Four - one to change it and three to pick out the perfect
Patagonia outfit for the occasion

GONZAGA: Ten - a female teacher to change it, eight students to look
up her skirt while she does it, and a priest so they can go confess their sin
the next Sunday

ST. ALBANS:  Two - One to screw it in perfectly, and another to manage
to do a better job

NCS: They don't care about the light bulb, they're just following the
guys from St. Albans

MARET (female): See NCS

MARET (male): Five- one to change the light bulb while the other four
get drunk in his basement and bitch about Maret girls and St. Albans guys

THOMAS JEFFERSON: Three hundred and one- one to change the light bulb
and the other three hundred to go to UVA

MADEIRA: 354- One to change the light bulb to prove she can do it better
than any guy, one to say her light bulb is more expensive, a committee of 5
to design a t-shirt commemorating the event and the rest just because they
need something to screw


STONE RIDGE: 1,000- 50 to have a bake sale to raise money, 300 to vote
on who should change the bulb.  One to do the job.  200 to analyse the event
and say how it could be changed next time.  5 to get the scoop on the thing for
all the SR updates. 100 to design Stone Ridge Light Bulb day ribbons.  One to
dominate the radio during the event.  100 to announce it at assembly every day
to pump up the spirit.  20 to rebel and have a light bulb smashing party.  10
to make a save the light bulb group. And then the rest participate in the
accessorize your kilt w/ light bulb stuff day.