Good, Bad, Worse

Good:      Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad :        You can't find your birth control pills
Worse:     Your daughter borrowed them.

Good:      Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad:         You find several porn movies hidden there.
Worse:     You spouse is in them.

Good:      Your husband understands fashion.
Bad  :       He's a crossdresser.
Worse:     He Looks better than you.

Good:      Your son's finally maturing.
Bad:         He's involved with the woman next door.
Worse:     So are you.

Good:      You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
Bad:         She keeps interrupting.
Worse:     With corrections.

Good:      Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad:         She wants a divorce.
Worse:     She's a lawyer.

Good:      The postman's early
Bad:         He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47
Worse:     You gave him nothing for Christmas last year.

Good:      You came home for a quickie
Bad:         The postman had the same idea
Worse:     You're 5th in line.